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THE INCREDIBLE (non) ADVENTURES OF
ZIP ZERO
, Stupor Hero!
Yes, it's Ziiiiiiiiip Zeeeeeeero, the super, er, stupor hero
who slept through it all...
"wait, what happened? it's all a fog to me" - Zip

Picture
..Zip catches a few zzzzzzzzzz's so that he's not too tired to get some sleep later...
in Zip's own prophetic words, "NAP TIME! then I'll save the world"....
and saving the world means, in Zip's own words,
"catching my, yawn, arch-enemy, DeCaf Man in the brazen act, yawn, of slipping decaffeinated coffee
into my cup: IT'S DIABOLICAL, IT'S, IT'S...yawn, zzzzzzzzz..."

in reality, Zip is a victim, like millions of other people (including yours' truly), of chronic fatigue, indeed, no laughing matter, although finding some bit of humor in it is the only relief he's found...
alas, Zip too often has Zero Zip...
quoting Zip, "Huh, what, did I miss something?"
* * *



Picture
Picture
you'll want to collect all four ZIP ZERO (in)Action Figures:
1) ZIP sleeping on his back
2) ZIP sleeping on his right side
3) ZIP sleeping on his left side
4) ZIP sleeping on his tummy
(tiny pillow sold separately)
...(in)Action Zip Zero Figures also available, at additional charge, with these programmed sound effects:
snoring, grumbling, talking in his sleep (choice of topics), wheezing, grinding teeth, whimpering...


examples of Zip Zero (in)ACTION Figures-
Zip sleeping on tummy
and Zip sleeping on back





in development: The Zip Zero Zero Sum Game.. a boring board game for the fatigued & unfocused
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  • Home
    • Mask Mania
  • Portfolio
  • odd holidays
  • ZIP ZERO!
  • orgasmic art
  • The Sun Series; paintings, etc.
  • pen & ink
  • time traveler clocks
  • Planet Rex
  • Alaska Reality Trip
  • special arrangements
  • mandalas
  • FAQ
  • Contact
  • The Book Of Boo
  • god
  • bee buzz
  • bee poetry
  • BOO 2020
  • tall tale of the cities
  • ROBOCLAUS 2020
  • Dr. Droid's Analysis
  • robot eggs
  • the minimal mind blog
  • valentino day