..Zip catches a few zzzzzzzzzz's so that he's not too tired to get some sleep later...
in Zip's own prophetic words, "NAP TIME! then I'll save the world"....
and saving the world means, in Zip's own words,
"catching my, yawn, arch-enemy, DeCaf Man in the brazen act, yawn, of slipping decaffeinated coffee
into my cup: IT'S DIABOLICAL, IT'S, IT'S...yawn, zzzzzzzzz..."
in reality, Zip is a victim, like millions of other people (including yours' truly), of chronic fatigue, indeed, no laughing matter, although finding some bit of humor in it is the only relief he's found...
alas, Zip too often has Zero Zip...
quoting Zip, "Huh, what, did I miss something?"
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in Zip's own prophetic words, "NAP TIME! then I'll save the world"....
and saving the world means, in Zip's own words,
"catching my, yawn, arch-enemy, DeCaf Man in the brazen act, yawn, of slipping decaffeinated coffee
into my cup: IT'S DIABOLICAL, IT'S, IT'S...yawn, zzzzzzzzz..."
in reality, Zip is a victim, like millions of other people (including yours' truly), of chronic fatigue, indeed, no laughing matter, although finding some bit of humor in it is the only relief he's found...
alas, Zip too often has Zero Zip...
quoting Zip, "Huh, what, did I miss something?"
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you'll want to collect all four ZIP ZERO (in)Action Figures:
1) ZIP sleeping on his back 2) ZIP sleeping on his right side 3) ZIP sleeping on his left side 4) ZIP sleeping on his tummy (tiny pillow sold separately) ...(in)Action Zip Zero Figures also available, at additional charge, with these programmed sound effects: snoring, grumbling, talking in his sleep (choice of topics), wheezing, grinding teeth, whimpering... examples of Zip Zero (in)ACTION Figures- Zip sleeping on tummy and Zip sleeping on back |
in development: The Zip Zero Zero Sum Game.. a boring board game for the fatigued & unfocused